Bars

Just straight fucking bars while I watch Jeremy Kyle.

Don't have a job, I sit in me boxies,
Go out on the rob, you can't stop me,
Most people think i'm Phil, homs wanna knob me,
I sit off, smoke green, snort ket and drop e's.

Get up in the morning, have a wank in a sock,
I'll leave your family mourning, just for a rock,
Yeah i'm a fiend, if you know what I mean,
Keep the beak in me trackies, no jeans.

I used to wear black Reebok Workouts,
Worked at the petty station but I don't work now,
I've got a 1 all over but I want a barnet like Dirk now,
I'll leave you with fat lips like Alexandra Burke now.

Wools, they know they better not fuck with me,
It's breakfast, dinner and then tea.
It's not batch or cob, no it's barm,
Lad in white socks, sound the alarm.

Wanking, I just can't fucking stop,
Sometimes I sit on Chatroulette and I rub me cock,
See a nice pair of tits and blurt on me top,
Too many fit birds, make me hard as a rock.

Catch me in your ma's flat with a spliff that's fat,
They ask me if I work, "I do this and that".
It's straight JSA, I get chonged all day,
I'm not Phil, I don't do pantos and i'm not fucking gay.

Fuck The Matrix.

NoMon€¥G▲nG

The Beginning of My Rap Career

I've been in prison, I've grafted flake, I've goosed fit birds, I've fingered your nan. I've lived the dream, so I've decided it's time for my career in rap to begin. Professor Beak.
NoMon€¥G▲nG

Hold tight the twitter firm. @NickCharles81 you want bars? Here's fucking bars lad.

Drop the beat, drop the beat raar fucking now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZqzlVBYjnc&feature=related

Yes lad. Quick freestyle ting.

Let me keep it basic, scousers know that I fuck the matrix,
Purple Aki's a tit but I'm no racist, goose a fridge but I'm no rapist,
Only a true scouse soulja could say this..

You wouldn't wannna fight Tin, I'll smash your kite in,
I graft flake from me nan's house in Huyton, is right Tin.
Kerry Katona, fat wool slut but I'd still bone her,
Step on me trabs, i'll cut your face with a bottle of Corona.

Who's arsed if I haven't got a job? Your ma's on the blob,
She collects footy stickers and goes to college while i'm on the rob.
I'll snort Ketamine off your nan's tits and that,
Spiked your ma's bevvy, now she's got the shits and that.

I'm on the dole, walk the tunnel so I don't pay toll,
That's how I roll, blow smoke in your grid and sip that Skol.
Shoutout to PonderThePoint and Jesus,
I'm so boss i'll have muslims shouting "Jeeeesus"

Fuck the matrix. Jeremy Kyle's on, best get off. Inabit.