I've been in prison, I've grafted flake, I've goosed fit birds, I've fingered your nan. I've lived the dream, so I've decided it's time for my career in rap to begin. Professor Beak.
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Hold tight the twitter firm. @NickCharles81 you want bars? Here's fucking bars lad.
Drop the beat, drop the beat raar fucking now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZqzlVBYjnc&feature=related
Yes lad. Quick freestyle ting.
Let me keep it basic, scousers know that I fuck the matrix,
Purple Aki's a tit but I'm no racist, goose a fridge but I'm no rapist,
Only a true scouse soulja could say this..
You wouldn't wannna fight Tin, I'll smash your kite in,
I graft flake from me nan's house in Huyton, is right Tin.
Kerry Katona, fat wool slut but I'd still bone her,
Step on me trabs, i'll cut your face with a bottle of Corona.
Who's arsed if I haven't got a job? Your ma's on the blob,
She collects footy stickers and goes to college while i'm on the rob.
I'll snort Ketamine off your nan's tits and that,
Spiked your ma's bevvy, now she's got the shits and that.
I'm on the dole, walk the tunnel so I don't pay toll,
That's how I roll, blow smoke in your grid and sip that Skol.
Shoutout to PonderThePoint and Jesus,
I'm so boss i'll have muslims shouting "Jeeeesus"
Fuck the matrix. Jeremy Kyle's on, best get off. Inabit.
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